Looking for a hard-to-find gift for that special someone? Or a coyote? Well, Acme has come out with their catalog, and it contains all your favorites. Rocket propelled arrows. Artificial tunnels. Flying roller skates. And, they offer free shipping.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Wishbook
Looking for a hard-to-find gift for that special someone? Or a coyote? Well, Acme has come out with their catalog, and it contains all your favorites. Rocket propelled arrows. Artificial tunnels. Flying roller skates. And, they offer free shipping.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
I♥TOFU
This story came from UPI:
The Colorado Department of Revenue rejected a woman's request for a license plate professing her love of tofu. Kelley Coffman-Lee requested a personalized plate with the phrase "ILVTOFU."
Coffman-Lee said she has been a vegetarian for 13 years and a vegan for the past four. "I love tofu; it doesn't mean anything bad," Coffman-Lee said of her license plate request. "I'm very expressive, I'm anti-fur, anti-rodeo, anti-circus when they come to Denver and I thought here's a chance to be positive and say I love something."
The Colorado Department of Revenue rejected a woman's request for a license plate professing her love of tofu. Kelley Coffman-Lee requested a personalized plate with the phrase "ILVTOFU."
Coffman-Lee said she has been a vegetarian for 13 years and a vegan for the past four. "I love tofu; it doesn't mean anything bad," Coffman-Lee said of her license plate request. "I'm very expressive, I'm anti-fur, anti-rodeo, anti-circus when they come to Denver and I thought here's a chance to be positive and say I love something."
"Tofu is a word, I haven't said anything bad. I think it's crazy they denied it," she said. "It's not a dirty, evil food. It's very wholesome."
Mark Couch, spokesman for Colorado Department of Motor Vehicles, defended the decision to reject the plate. "We have nothing bad to say about (Coffman-Lee's) love of tofu," he said. "We're concerned about others who may misread the plate."
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
How could a wife put up with this?
A woman has divorced her husband because she was fed up with him cleaning all the time. The couple had been married 15 years, but the wife finally get fed up with her husband's penchant for doing household chores, tidying up and rearranging the furniture.
I'm sure my wife would feel the same way if I cleaned up around our house. Honey, for the sake of our marriage, I'm going to stay a slob. It's sacrifices like this that have kept our marriage so blissful these many years. You don't have to thank me. The looks you give me when I leave my dirty laundry on the bedroom floor say it all.
I'm sure my wife would feel the same way if I cleaned up around our house. Honey, for the sake of our marriage, I'm going to stay a slob. It's sacrifices like this that have kept our marriage so blissful these many years. You don't have to thank me. The looks you give me when I leave my dirty laundry on the bedroom floor say it all.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Charging by induction
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame welcomed five new members this weekend. Jeff Beck, Little Anthony & the Imperials, Metallica, Run-D.M.C. and Bobby Womack were inducted Saturday night. None of them were seriously injured.
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